Sanbudfasfod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful alligator.

Sanbudfasfod created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbudfasfod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sanbudfasfod, it will torture you forever.

Sanbudfasfod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sanbudfasfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never eat beans on days of mourning.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.