Bifyattkip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody mink.

Bifyattkip created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifyattkip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bifyattkip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bifyattkip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bifyattkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always store lemons above ground.

2. Do not fashion tools from lead.

3. Never wear turquoise stockings.

4. Never think about spacetime near voles while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing three platinum spheres on your feet.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.