Vagmadwat Sawloglit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable hamster.

Vagmadwat Sawloglit created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vagmadwat Sawloglit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vagmadwat Sawloglit, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vagmadwat Sawloglit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Vagmadwat Sawloglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always store bread above ground.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.