Bogbuntit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy penguin.

Bogbuntit created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbuntit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogbuntit, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bogbuntit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bogbuntit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare beans while filled with anger.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Bogbuntit loves gulls, so they must be honoured.