Rawomtgub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable toad.

Rawomtgub created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawomtgub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawomtgub, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rawomtgub's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rawomtgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never touch ash while tainted.