Binfattit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, temperamental badger.

Binfattit created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Binfattit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binfattit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Binfattit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Binfattit's Holy Commandments

1. Binfattit loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.