Bunnadgan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered snail.

Bunnadgan created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunnadgan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bunnadgan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bunnadgan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bunnadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never touch water while blessed.

5. Never speak at dusk.