Dudfemfod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty elephant.

Dudfemfod created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfemfod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudfemfod, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dudfemfod's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dudfemfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Dudfemfod loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Dudfemfod's priests.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.