Dutbodyar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable fairy.

Dutbodyar created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbodyar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dutbodyar, he will turn you into a plant.

Dutbodyar's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dutbodyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

2. Never feed gooseberries to manatees while wearing blue rings.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never handle tin while unclean.