Funpodbad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy wasp.

Funpodbad created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funpodbad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Funpodbad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Funpodbad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Funpodbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not sprint at rivers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Funpodbad.