Nurtvogman Gunrapyartbum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident sheep.

Nurtvogman Gunrapyartbum created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtvogman Gunrapyartbum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtvogman Gunrapyartbum, she will send you a sign.

Nurtvogman Gunrapyartbum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nurtvogman Gunrapyartbum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nurtvogman Gunrapyartbum.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not listen to music.