Zagrullhog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic dryad.

Zagrullhog created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagrullhog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zagrullhog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zagrullhog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zagrullhog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look in ponds.