Dumtarpmeg Karweelarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet owl.

Dumtarpmeg Karweelarg created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Dumtarpmeg Karweelarg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dumtarpmeg Karweelarg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dumtarpmeg Karweelarg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dumtarpmeg Karweelarg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

4. Never allow aardvarks to sleep beneath your roof.

5. You must never eat limes.