Sinyaknibnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty alligator.

Sinyaknibnarl created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinyaknibnarl, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinyaknibnarl, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sinyaknibnarl's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sinyaknibnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.