Sawtapgem Wonpitnurtmot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong fly.

Sawtapgem Wonpitnurtmot created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawtapgem Wonpitnurtmot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawtapgem Wonpitnurtmot, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sawtapgem Wonpitnurtmot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Sawtapgem Wonpitnurtmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Do not prepare bananas while filled with anger.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.