Littomcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful meerkat.

Littomcuss created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Littomcuss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Littomcuss, he will destroy your home planet.

Littomcuss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Littomcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before touching zinc.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Never wear fawn boots.

4. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.