Mifgessdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest monkey.

Mifgessdiss created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgessdiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mifgessdiss, it will remove you from existence.

Mifgessdiss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mifgessdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.