Farnzodflan Rilzogvag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy centipede.

Farnzodflan Rilzogvag created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farnzodflan Rilzogvag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Farnzodflan Rilzogvag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Farnzodflan Rilzogvag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Farnzodflan Rilzogvag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never cross forests at dusk.

5. Do not chop down trees.