Misguphad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome jellyfish.

Misguphad created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Misguphad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Misguphad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Misguphad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Misguphad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near seals while wearing magenta boots and balancing six aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Do not take Misguphad's name in vain.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.