Zedbadgov is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous dragon.

Zedbadgov created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbadgov, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zedbadgov, he will turn you into a duck.

Zedbadgov's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zedbadgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never allow ants to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always obey Zedbadgov's priests.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.