Mipmisbast is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent snail.

Mipmisbast created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipmisbast, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mipmisbast, he will not care at all.

Mipmisbast's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mipmisbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear trousers marked with white.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.