Tabpangget is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise weasel.

Tabpangget created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Tabpangget, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabpangget, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tabpangget's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tabpangget's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Tabpangget on top of important buildings.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not keep nine ducks in a large pit.