Botjadbell is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional human.

Botjadbell created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botjadbell, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Botjadbell, it will not care at all.

Botjadbell's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Botjadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Always maintain patience during holy days.