Gidmanqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited hippopotamus.

Gidmanqueeg created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmanqueeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gidmanqueeg, it will manifest in front of you.

Gidmanqueeg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gidmanqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Gidmanqueeg.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always cleanse water with water.