Pogsitraw is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, wise wyrm.

Pogsitraw created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogsitraw, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pogsitraw, he will laugh at you.

Pogsitraw's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pogsitraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place spinach upon stone.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never wear cyan tights on sacred days.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect four titanium sculptures of Pogsitraw on top of important buildings.