Wanomindap Dubtiggom Sawjaddit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring alligator.

Wanomindap Dubtiggom Sawjaddit created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanomindap Dubtiggom Sawjaddit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanomindap Dubtiggom Sawjaddit, it will manifest in front of you.

Wanomindap Dubtiggom Sawjaddit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wanomindap Dubtiggom Sawjaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

2. Never talk about optics near goats while wearing red hats and balancing six gold spheres on your face.

3. Run away from white geese, for they are unholy.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

5. Do not listen to music.