Febrapbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful octopus.

Febrapbiss created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febrapbiss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febrapbiss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Febrapbiss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Febrapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not record signs concerning comets.

3. Never feed rice to sheep while wearing dresses.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Do not drink alcohol.