Zimyogtafbim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful octopus.

Zimyogtafbim created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimyogtafbim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zimyogtafbim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zimyogtafbim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zimyogtafbim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.