Tomraphen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty manatee.

Tomraphen created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tomraphen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tomraphen, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tomraphen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tomraphen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never run near otters.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not gather at doors at dusk.