Vagpangpit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody dog.

Vagpangpit created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagpangpit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vagpangpit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vagpangpit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vagpangpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed bread to dogs while wearing trousers.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill shrews.