Vagzogbog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, witless spider.

Vagzogbog created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagzogbog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagzogbog, she will manifest in front of you.

Vagzogbog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vagzogbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with joy.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never touch ash while clean.