Bepliphadhindubtallargpin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful ferret.

Bepliphadhindubtallargpin created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Bepliphadhindubtallargpin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bepliphadhindubtallargpin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bepliphadhindubtallargpin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bepliphadhindubtallargpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never mix pineapples with water.

4. Never travel toward the east during summer.

5. Never look at nebulae.