Venwigtif is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witty centaur.

Venwigtif created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venwigtif, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Venwigtif, he will ignore you.

Venwigtif's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Venwigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never record signs.