Bomcidbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful pig.

Bomcidbiss created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomcidbiss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bomcidbiss, she will turn you into a goat.

Bomcidbiss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bomcidbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

2. Never mix peanuts with blood.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Never talk about spacetime near sheep while wearing red skirts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your face.