Fudxinzog Titgummot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud wombat.

Fudxinzog Titgummot created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudxinzog Titgummot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudxinzog Titgummot, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fudxinzog Titgummot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fudxinzog Titgummot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fudxinzog Titgummot.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never sprint near horses.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Always look after injured manatees.