Tadtompark is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable chicken.

Tadtompark created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadtompark, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadtompark, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadtompark's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tadtompark's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. You must love Tadtompark.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.