Vedligwod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong unicorn.

Vedligwod created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedligwod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vedligwod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vedligwod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vedligwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.