Flisingcem is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing camel.

Flisingcem created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisingcem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flisingcem, it will turn you into a plant.

Flisingcem's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flisingcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never wear yellow scarves on sacred days.

4. Hide from white squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.