Sawdimyikyat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fussy eagle.

Sawdimyikyat created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawdimyikyat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawdimyikyat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sawdimyikyat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sawdimyikyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing pink rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your feet.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.