Tailkinstip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate dolphin.

Tailkinstip created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailkinstip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailkinstip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tailkinstip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tailkinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing cyan dresses and balancing eight lead spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

5. Never curse while facing north.