Gigpidwon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous dragonfly.

Gigpidwon created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigpidwon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gigpidwon, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gigpidwon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gigpidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before touching lead.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gigpidwon.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Remain standing during prayer.