Fudnarlsad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent gnu.

Fudnarlsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudnarlsad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fudnarlsad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudnarlsad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fudnarlsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fudnarlsad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing green scarves.

5. Always obey Fudnarlsad's priests.