Volwonrill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident crocodile.

Volwonrill created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volwonrill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Volwonrill, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Volwonrill's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Volwonrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never stain your legs with red.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not resist order.