Tundodfliswontarpbigwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless mouse.

Tundodfliswontarpbigwab created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tundodfliswontarpbigwab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tundodfliswontarpbigwab, she will send you a sign.

Tundodfliswontarpbigwab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tundodfliswontarpbigwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix spinach with water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing pink coats and balancing four aluminium spheres on your neck.