Wanbinbusfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring bird.

Wanbinbusfarn created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbinbusfarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanbinbusfarn, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wanbinbusfarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wanbinbusfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about moons.