Dagwon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow human.

Dagwon created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagwon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagwon, it will remove you from existence.

Dagwon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always share limes with strangers, but never with porpoises.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing green hats and balancing nine carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.