Podjinrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless tapir.

Podjinrutt created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Podjinrutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Podjinrutt, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Podjinrutt's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Podjinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not run at rivers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.