Sadlinvan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, passionate fly.

Sadlinvan created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadlinvan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sadlinvan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sadlinvan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sadlinvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not name children after squirrels.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help sick moths.