Cumdagjab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, smart lion.

Cumdagjab created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumdagjab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cumdagjab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cumdagjab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cumdagjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to mites while wearing violet scarves.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not name children after gulls.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not speak about cherries.