Neltikhog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent dolphin.

Neltikhog created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Neltikhog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Neltikhog, it will turn you into a dog.

Neltikhog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Neltikhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not name children after ducks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.